Clinton "Truth or Dare" Cocktail Party

An Affair He'll Remember

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raunchiness of our visitors!

Decor:

At the door, a sign that says,

"You must swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth!"

Guests then enter the "jury room" which is preferably oval in shape with lots of "staid" furniture and comfortable closets.

• Add a desk with a video camera facing it on one side of the room.
   
• On the other side of the room, chairs where the other guests sit (when not playing, they are the jury).
   
• Laid out on the desk, two decks of cards, face down. And a small, but obvious, American Flag.

Menu:

• Lots of cocktails (the dares become a lot easier; and the truth, well, who knows what the truth is anyway?!) and...
   
• Lots of snack food...cocktail wieners, oysters, clams, tarts—but nothing that stains!
   
• It may come back to haunt you!!

Presentation:

• Serve your hors d’ouerves on leftover paper goods from July 4^th! This is as good a time as any, and this investigation has, after all, wasted a lot of "we the taxpayers" money. Thus, as taxpayers, we must celebrate economically.
   
• If you don’t have any leftover party supplies—red, white and blue works for paper plates (you only need cocktail size), cocktail napkins, cups and plasticware. These colors work in any room! Available at any party supply store.

Props:

• Clinton and Monica on a stick! Download these cartoons of Monica and Bill. Take them to your local 24-hour copy center and have them color-copied on 8 1/2 x 11" cardstock; cut the face out and paste the top inch of a popsicle stick to the back with double sided tape or glue (so it can be used as a handle).
   
• The playing cards. If you have the time (and the desire), make little photos of Monica and Bill and paste them to the backs of the playing cards you are laying out on the desk. You will need 52 of each, obviously. That way, when your guests pick up a card, they can choose whether or not they are Monica or Bill when testifying!
   
• Evidence to use when telling the truth as Monica (some suggestions):
  • Stain Stick™
  • Lint remover
  • Phone machine in-coming message tapes
  • Books on poetry
     
• Evidence to use when telling the truth as Mr. Clinton (some suggestions):
  • Pictures of Mr. Clinton’s happy family
  • Viagra prescriptions recently issued (proving impotency prior to recent FDA approval of this drug)

Entertainment:

Rules for the Clinton Cocktail "Truth or Dare" Party:

1. Remind all guests that everything that happens in this room remains confidential; there should absolutely be no leaks.
    
2. Make a list of all of your guests and put them in order of how you want them to testify. Make sure to put funny people (or the people who have consumed the most liquor) at the beginning, in the middle and at the end.
    
3. You be the judge. Call up each guest from your list. As they step up to the desk to "testify," they must pick a card from a deck that is laid out on the table in front of them, face down.
    
4. If the card is red, they are asked a question by the host and/or hostess (which is you) that they must answer with what they perceive to be the truth. Remember, they are representing Mr. Clinton or Monica Lewinsky.
    
5. If the card is black, they must perform a dare again representing Mr. Clinton or Ms. Lewinsky.
    
6. When playing TRUTH OR DARE, each guest must hold Clinton’s face or Monica’s face in front of them. This is a great party favor, too.
    
7. All truths should are recorded faithfully by the host and/or hostess (remember, that’s you), so that when, in fact, Clinton does testify, you can report back to your friends how right or wrong each of them were.

Check out the ultimate Truth or Dare online resource at http://www.truth-dare.com.

Get ideas or add your own Monica and Bill "Truth or Dares." We can’t wait to read them!

• For Monica: Questions and Dares
• For Mr. Clinton: Questions and Dares

QUESTIONS FOR MONICA

Submit your own questions for Monica!

• "So when am I getting my money?" submitted by Linda Tripp of Washington, DC.
• "Did you inhale?" submitted by Marc of Iowa.
• "Do you put a "Job Ticket" on your dresses to keep track of Who's Who? " submitted by Marco L. of Switzerland.
• "So does your Mum look after all your post-sex froliced in garments?" submitted by Pauline Gillespie of New Zealand.
• "Are you afraid to wash your clothes after you wear them? " submitted by Ashley H. of Memphis, Tn.
• "Did he offer to show you Lincoln's etchings?" submitted by Bob of Philly.
• "Do you believe that it is wise to depend on the kindness of strangers?" submitted by Bob of Philly.
• "Is it true Hugh Grant has been trying to get in touch with you?" submitted by Barbara of Miami.
• "Is it true what they say about Southern men?" submitted by Lois of New Jersey.
• "Sorry, I meant single-handedly..." submitted by Jack of Chicago.
• "Do you realize that you have singularly set back the dry cleaning industry by 20 years." submitted by Jack of Chicago.
• "Do you have a closet organizer that separates semen stained and non-semen stained clothes?" submitted by Roz of Cleveland.
• "Did you intentionally not have paper towels available? " submitted by Beth of Cleveland.
• "Is Bill really a blond?" submitted by Lee of Cleveland.
• "Is it true the DNA results are back and the stain is really chili?" submitted by Carol B. of Miami.
• "Why were you wearing a dress, anyway?" submitted by Eve of Jacksonville.
• "Was it worth it?" submitted by Mookie of Chicago.
• "Did you ever take Bill to the Inn at Honey Run in Holmes County? There were rumors, you know!" submitted by Beth of Cleveland.
• "How are you going to pay your legal bills? Is there anything you're good at. Oops. That's right! Those must be two happy attorneys." submitted by Rita of Chicago.
• "did your mother really sleep with Placido Domingo?" submitted by rocky of the hills.
• "Why did you send the dress to your mother-- as a MOM-mento?" submitted by Party411 Party Girl of Cleveland.
• "Did you have a sexual relationship with Mr. Clinton?" submitted by The Party Girl of Cleveland.
• "Why did you visit the White House 37 times after your internship was over?" submitted by The Party Girl of Cleveland.

DARES FOR MONICA

Submit your own dares for Monica!

• "I dare you to become famous and successful using your brains instead of your sleezy and loud mouth." submitted by Deb1958Sec of Kalamazoo,MI.
• "Spend a week-end partying with Ted Kennedy at Chappaquidic." submitted by A. Troll of Marthas vinyard, Mass..
• "I DARE YOU MONICA TO TELL THE TRUTH " submitted by laura of chicago.
• "Come up and see me sometime." submitted by Bill of Pennsylvania Avenue.
• "Get a Job!" submitted by Your Webmaster of Cleveland.
• "Show us all of your stained dresses." submitted by Your Webmaster of Cleveland.

QUESTIONS FOR MR. CLINTON

Submit your own questions for Mr. Clinton!

• "Do you realize that the vast majority of americans don't care whether or not you got head from Monica and are mad as hell at starr for wasting $40 million on this?" submitted by John Q Public of USA.
• "Don't you think you'd be able to actually fulfill your duty as president if people would LEAVE YOU THE HELL ALONE until you are out of office????" submitted by Jaime of NJ.
• "Mr.Clinton,do you know that there are 900 numbers you can call?" submitted by stacy colno of nj.
• "Mr Clinton, Are you going to apologize to your wife and daughter, and then tearfully ask them and the American people for forgiveness? (until the next time you're caught like Jimmy Swaggert?) I get so sick and tired of seeing public figures lie to us as if we're children and then go off on your merry way as if nothing ever happened. " submitted by R. A. Craig of Virginia.
• "Did you or didn't you????" submitted by esther of new york city.
• "President Clinton, Did you tell her to lie in deposition, or lie in that position?" submitted by Pauly of LA.
• "Remember, if you lie in Court, Pinocchio, it's your nose that grows bigger!" submitted by Nobody of Nowhere.
• "Is this the new procedure if a person has an affair? I hope this isn't written into the laws!! Punishment: Going in front of the media and be publicly humiliated and also cause the whole family embarrassment." submitted by Cindy of Pekin, IL.
• "Do you have a sexual encounter with Ms. Monica Lewinsky?" submitted by chengly1 of CA.
• "Mr. President, you have continually disgraced your family and the Office of Presidency. How can you stand to live with yourself?" submitted by Sick of the lies of California.
• "Mr. President, everyone is calling Ms. Lewinsky a "whore" when it is actually YOU that is the whore. How does that make you feel (as you put another notch in your bed post)? Before you answer, try to imagine that your daughter, Chelsea, was in a similar situation." submitted by Sick of the lies of California.
• "Are your pals in the media using this issue as a way to sit on some of the BIGGER CRIMES that Ken Starr has obviously FORGOTTEN about? Campaign contributions from the Chinese and witness tampering, for example?" submitted by Kid Brat of The Left Coast.
• "You really are a coward, a liar, and a traitor. Why did you go to Czecgosolvakia and to Moscow during the Vietnam War instead of doing your duty to your country? You should be impeached!" submitted by Marine of South Carolina.
• "How can tapes, illegally obtained be used as evidence in this matter? Will LindaTripp have to face charges for this "crime"? She should." submitted by Ceil of Ohio.
• "Looks like she's taking you to the cleaners and not that dress!" submitted by Gabriel of Los Angeles.
• "What will be your new job when the Congress of the U.S. gives you the boot you so well deserve? You are our leader and you failed, WHY?" submitted by Ray Powell of Victorville, Califiornia.
• "what will you do when your POT SMOKIN',SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PRESIDENT,DRAFT DODGIN' ASS IS OUT OF A JOB." submitted by d.royals of s.carolina.
• "A liar is commonly a coward, for he dares not avow truth. Mr. Clinton, are you a coward? It is time to speak the truth sir. God Bless you." submitted by Tony S. of Chesapeake, VA.
• "Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. Isn't it time Mr. Clinton to let go of the handle, and tell the truth?" submitted by Tony S. of Chesapeake, VA.
• "Oweing the Americans the truth, why are you allowed to have attorneys present with you in A GRAND JURRY questioning cession, where No-one Else is given such a privilege - specially when you owe us the truth, as an elected official to serve our country?" submitted by American Constitution of U.S.A..
• "Do you and Hillary still sleep in the same bed" submitted by Terri of NY.
• "Do you really love Hillary, why don't you try new things with her" submitted by Terri of NY.
• "Why Bill, WHY?!?" submitted by Al Gore of Washington, D.C..
• "Did that knee surgery have anything to do with getting rid of your distinguishing characteristics?" submitted by Debbie of Dallas.
• "Ask Monica to "Swallow" beforeyou pull out next time!!!!!" submitted by Ashley H. of Memphis, Tn.
• "Are you going to take Minica to the cleaners?" submitted by Bruce of New Zealand.
• "Will you submit to a comparative semen-stain test of Monica blue dress, Hillary's shoes and Al Gore's tie?" submitted by Bert Banger of Auburn Corners, OH.
• "Given a choice to have sex with Hillary, Socks or Buddy, who would you pick?" submitted by Lori of Wilson, NY.
• "What the **** were you thinking??" submitted by G-Man of CANADA.
• "Why didn't you ask Harry Thomason to get Monica a job?" submitted by The Man of Utah.
• "Would it turn you on if Monica wore white boots?" submitted by Bob of Philly.
• "If you were a dentist instead of President, would Monica's teeth be the nicest you have come across?" submitted by Walt of Cleveland.
• "Have you learned yet that leaving messages on answering machines is probably not in your best interest?" submitted by Katherine of New York.
• "Why didn't you have a roll of paper towels handy? " submitted by Beth of Cleveland.
• "Are there any intern openings? Or do I have to ask Vernon?" submitted by Sherri of Youngstown.
• "Do you have a thing for saftig women?" submitted by Steve of New York.
• "Can you tell us what Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky have in common?" submitted by Linda of Nashville.
• "Why only a dozen times in 18 months?" submitted by Party 411 Party Girl of Cleveland.
• "Do you find Linda Tripp attractive?" submitted by Party411 Party Girl of Cleveland.
• "Did you have a sexual relationship with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky?" submitted by Party411 Party Girl of Cleveland.
• "Why did she visit the White House 37 times after the internship was over?" submitted by Party411 Party Girl of Cleveland.

DARES FOR MR. CLINTON

Submit your own dares for Mr. Clinton!

• "stand up to the grand jury so the presidents after you don't have to be put in this position. tell them you'll answer any questions that isn't personal or about sex between two consenting adults. take a stand. don't do the "i didn't inhale thing!" again." submitted by H. Kissinger wannabe of nyc.
• "Bill, I dare you to have sex with Hillary!..." submitted by rod of campbell.
• "I dare you to pay the legal bills that you stuck the taxpayers with because of your inability to tell the truth under oath!!" submitted by a former democrat of Ocala.
• "I dare you to finally tell the truth, no more word games, it is not the sex, it is the cover up, pardon the pun, you have disgraced yourself and sold the American people short, have more respect for our good citizens and the honor it is to be President of the USA." submitted by mg of va.
• "I dare you to find some one your own age the next time, my God you are old enough to be her Daddy!!" submitted by pg of va.
• "Mr President, It is time to tell the truth, accept the consequences, and step down as president. This episode is only one in many. You have done well in certain areas, but failed in many. This has disgraced the nation. It's time to move on. My dare--Mr President, submit your resignation, our nation deserves much better then this. Lies, coverups,etcYour time is up, you are not above the law. Sexgate and watergate...deja vu" submitted by Time to regroup of PA.
• "Since you already been tried by the papers and news media,keep on, keeping on. It's your word against hers. She says she has been a liar all her life." submitted by Ceil of Ohio.
• "Buddy up with Hugh Hefner, become a porno producer and then you can use and exploit women the honest way." submitted by Kelley of Nashville.
• "Borrow some decency and some shame, and then use it. " submitted by Paul of Nevada.
• "Go in to court on Monday and tell everyone to mind their own business.If someone else did this they wouldn't be on national TV why U?This world is more interested in gossip than anything else." submitted by RM84691 of Tampa Fl.
• "please honor your country and your family with a clear statement of the truth. You underestimate our capacity for understanding & forgiveness." submitted by margaret of dallas.
• "When you shed a tear as you viewed the caskets, was it possibly a touch of remorse that the terrorists hadn't picked August 17th as their target day? " submitted by Steve Davis of Oklahoma City.
• "Bill, its time to exhale, you have been inhaling too long." submitted by Vera of California.
• "For God sake, tell the United States the truth, we deserve better than this!!!!!!" submitted by Missy Arnold of Rochester,NY.
• "Respect your family by not publicly humiliating them." submitted by Barb of a state too close to DC.
• "Appear in front of the Grand Jury in a dress." submitted by the land of of down under.
• "Hire Traci Lords as your new intern." submitted by Marv Fitzgerald of Peoria, IL.
• "Tell the truth...., just once!" submitted by Jack of Virginia Beach.
• "Wanna play look?" submitted by Cookie of Houston.
• "Go on Howard Stern and let him grill you first!" submitted by Howard of New York State.
• "Admit your relationship with Janet Reno!" submitted by Bob of New York.
• "Come on my show Sunday night the 16th!" submitted by Larry King of CNN.
• "List the last 500 women you had "sexual relations" with." submitted by I.M. Interested of Illinois.
• "Re: dare below...better yet, hire Dustin Hoffman and then pretend to bomb baghdad!" submitted by Steve Davis of Miami.
• "Bomb Baghdad...and we'll all be saying, Monica who?" submitted by Your Webmaster of Cleveland.
• "Display your distinguishing characteristics." submitted by Your Webmaster of Cleveland.

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