Party Tip, Dip & Joke of the Week

For the Week Ending March 25, 2001

Party Tip of the Week

Party Dip of the Week

Party Joke of the Week

Previous Week's Tips, Dips and Jokes

Party Tip of the Week

Have a lot of people coming? Well, remove some furniture from the room or move it so it’s out of the way—and you’ll fit a lot more guests in the room than you expected. Being crowded isn’t so bad. People are forced to socialize, and that is a good thing!

Party Dip of the Week

SPICY TUNA DIP

Ingredients:

• 1 (13-oz) can tuna
• 1 (6.5-oz) jar or can jalapeno chiles, chopped
• 1 onion, minced
• 1/2 cup mayonnaise
• Chopped cilantro
• Tortilla chips (optional)

Instructions:

Mix tuna with chopped jalapeno chiles and jalapeno liquid. Add onion to tuna mixture. Stir in mayonnaise until consistency is mushy. Sprinkle cilantro on top and serve with tortilla chips, if desired.

From:  Stephanie da Silva

Party Joke of the Week

Star Gazing

A young lady named Jennifer visited a fortune teller of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news - "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question:

"Will I be acquitted?"

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