Party Tip, Dip & Joke of the Week

For the Week Ending March 4, 2001

Party Tip of the Week

Party Dip of the Week

Party Joke of the Week

Previous Week's Tips, Dips and Jokes

Party Tip of the Week

How about having a "BYOS" party for your next at home adventure? BYOS means bring your own sauce: BBQ, pasta, etc. Great fun and it saves you time and money!

Party Dip of the Week

HERB CURRY DIP

Ingredients:

• 1 cup mayonnaise
• 1 tblsp fresh parsley, chopped
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 1 tblsp onion, grated
• 1 tsp fines herbs, crushed
• 1 1/2 tsp lemon juice
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 1/2 tsp Worchestershire sauce
• 1/8 tsp curry powder
• 2 tsp capers, drained

Instructions:

Mix all ingredients together and chill thoroughly.

From:  (Janet "Mostly Harmless" Morrissey)

Party Joke of the Week

Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club. The water parts, he takes his next shot and it lands on the green.

The second golfer hits his ball towards the water, but rather than sink, the ball floats on top of the water. The golfer nonchalantly walks across the water and hits the ball onto the green.

The third golfer hits his the ball directly into the water, where it quickly starts to sink. As the ball sinks, a fish grabs the ball in its mouth. At that very moment, a hawk plucks the fish out of the water and begins to carry it aloft. As the bird soars higher, a bolt of lightning startles the bird, which then drops the fish into a nearby tree. When the fish hits a branch of the tree, the ball pops out, rolls down the trunk of the tree, across the green and right into the hole...

Moses turns to Jesus and says, "You know, I hate golfing with your Father."

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