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Party Tip, Dip & Joke of the Week

For the Week Ending June 11, 2000

Party Tip of the Week

Party Dip of the Week

Party Joke of the Week

Previous Week's Tips, Dips and Jokes

Party Tip of the Week

Put single use cameras on the tables for candid shots (and especially if you can't afford or don't want to spend money on a photographer). Provide a basket to drop the camera in as people leave…and you'll have plenty of memories.

Party Dip of the Week

Monterey's Tex Mex Queso Dip from www.copykat.com

Note: Both types of cheese are really needed for the flavor.

• 1 lb. Velveeta Cheese
• 1 lb. Kroger Nice and Cheesy (or any other store brand "Velveeta")
• 1/2 medium onion, chopped fine
• 1 sm. can chopped green chilies
• 1 Tbsp. butter

In a large saucepan, combine onions and butter, and sauté over a medium heat until the onions become clear. Then add in both cheeses, you may wish to cube these so they will melt better, and add in the green chilies. Heat until all is melted, and well heated. This re-heats well, and you can add a little milk to this if you like.

Party Joke of the Week

A Little History Lesson ...

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God asked him: "What is the matter?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He told him, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you and when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you want it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

To which God replied, "A woman that special will cost an arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history.

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