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Putting the Party back into Politics

If you haven't heard, this is the year that lots of people will be questioned by pollsters. Well, the Party Girl will not be left out!!

Here, then, is the First Annual Party411.com Presidential Preference Poll (FAPPPP), brought to you by the people who believe that the biggest problem with the American political party system is that it has too much politics and not enough party!

Answer as many questions as you want. Respond to the poll as many times as you want. There is nothing scientific about it and we'll whack anyone who suggests differently!

How important do you think it is for America's next president to be a party animal?
	The most important
	Somewhat important
	Neither important nor unimportant
	Somewhat unimportant
	Not important at all
	No opinion
	Get a life
Which skill do you think is the most important in our next president?
	Ability to think like Albert Einstein
	Ability to write like Thomas Jefferson
	Ability to dance like Ricky Martin
	Ability to negotiate like Henry Kissinger
	Ability to swear like Tony Soprano
	Ability to date like Rob Lowe
Which of the following presidential candidates knows the best drinking game?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
With which of the following presidential candidates would you be most interested in swapping spit?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Of what should Bill Clinton's Presidential Library be constructed?
	Limestone
	Rhinestone
	Sharon Stone
	Oliver Stone
	I swear I didn't inhale
*Of the following, which has the single greatest positive* effect on your choice for President?**
	Al Gore kissing Tipper on TV
	George W. Bush making it safe for people to take concealed weapons into Texas churches and schools
	Ralph Nader refusing to trade in his Firestone� tires from his Corvair.
	Pat Buchanan arm-wrestling Jesse Ventura for control of the Reform Party.
Which of the following presidential candidates is most qualified to pledge the fraternity I Felta Thigh?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which of the following presidential candidates is most qualified to pledge the fraternity I Tappa Keg?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which of the following presidential candidates is most qualified to pledge the fraternity I Hugga Tree?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which of the following presidential candidates is most qualified to pledge the fraternity I Talkta God?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which of the following presidential candidates is most likely to throw the best White House parties?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which of the following presidential candidates is the best dancer?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
With which of the following presidential candidates would you prefer to be stranded on an island?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which of the following presidential candidates would you most like to vote off the island?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which of the following presidential candidates would be best at karaoke?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which of the following presidential candidates is most likely to have a secret life involving a leather bra, a bottle of Absolut� and a small animal named Skipper?
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
Which would be the most appropriate forum for the first Presidential debate?
	The University of Massachusetts
	The Cotton Bowl
	The Jerry Springer Show
	The Jerry Lewis Telethon
	The primate exhibit at the San Diego Zoo
Which of the following presidential candidates is your choice for Kathy Lee Gifford's replacement on "Live with Regis?"
	Al Gore
	George W. Bush
	Ralph Nader
	Pat Buchanan
How often should drinks be served at the White House?
	At State functions only
	Frequently
	Daily
	Hourly
	They should all wear intravenous tubes
With whom would you most prefer to watch the election returns?
	A Republican Party member
	A Democratic Party member
	A Green Party member
	A Reform Party member
	A Communist Party member
	A Fraternity Party member
	A Tupperware� Party member
	Anyone from Party411
	(Hint: There is only one correct answer to this question)
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