Posted by Melisa Mittemiller on May 01, 2003 at 20:50:21:

In Reply to: Re: Candy bar poem for a bridal shower posted by Sandie Robertson on March 03, 2003 at 10:47:47:

I read this out load at my best friends bridal shower after playing a poem game with a candy bar theme, and then we gave her the basket of candy after we played the game. You can easily change the words around if you like... :)

hope you like it. you may need to take some stuff out too.

I decided that we would take a FAST BREAK, and then play this poem game as an ICEBREAKER.

The WHATCHAMACALIT Poem

Dearest friends and family Kelli has always been a bit of a LIFESAVER. She is MOUNDS of fun to be around beacause she is such a funny GOOBER with a CAREFREE spirt. I PROMISE this bouquet will bring a SNICKER to her as I read my poem. I am not playing TWIX on Kelli, when I say that she has truly found her SUGAR DADDY, and it’s even a bonus that she finds him to be one HOT TAMALE. Kelli is Jeremy’s BIT-O-HONEY who can always count on her in a CRUNCH, and I know he truly does TREASURE her because he always tells HERSHEYS beautiful, and he loves her to PIECES, even though she can make him NUTRAGEOUS at times, she’s still his SUGAR BABY.
Kelli,
On your wedding day before the BIG RED kiss, do not go BONKERS, and GOO GOO, because I’m there for you when you’re in SHOCK and start to see DOTS. You have very good REISEN for loving Jeremy to PIECES. I know your wedding day will be a musical SYMPHONY, and your GOOD&PLENTY life together will be like your bank account going from ZERO to 100 GRAND on PAYDAY. Just remember that once you have your RING pop you vow to be together for NOW & LATER even through the ROCKY ROADs.
Please do not move away to far away, like to New YORK, on the corner of CLARK and 5th AVENUE, we would all miss you too much! Oh yeah, and on your hunnymoon we expect an ECLIPSE to happen, in other words through a perfect STARBURST; MIDNIGHT of ALMOND JOY on the beach after a FUN-DIP in the ocean, BUTTERFINGER up have WHOPPERS of fun and SKOR, watch out for sand TURTLES! When you return we hope to see you a little bit CHUNKY & nine months later ready to give birth to a RUNT, O-HENRY, or BABY RUTH, then you will be known as the 3 MUSKETEERS.

HUGS & KISSES,
Love your NERDy friend M&M’s. (Melisa Marie Mittemiller)
P.S. I hope you didn’t think the poem was DUM DUMs.

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