Posted by bs on November 24, 2002 at 12:59:42:

In Reply to: Candy bar poem posted by Deni on July 14, 2002 at 22:56:12:

One Payday, Mr. Goodbar Wanted A Bit-O-Honey, So He Took His Old Lady, Mrs. Hershey Behind The Power House On The Corner Of 5th Avenue & Clark. There He Began To Feel Her Mounds And That Was An Almond Joy, Which Made His Tootsie Roll! Then, He Let Out A Snicker And Slipped His Butterfinger Up Her Kit-Kat, Which Of Course Caused A Milky-Way! She Screamed " O-Henry! ", And She Squeezed His Peter Paul , & Zag Nuts And Said, "Your Better Than The 3 Muskateers! " She Soon Became A Bit Chunky & 9 Months Later Gave Birth To Baby Ruth.

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